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Old world wisdom, new world insight – poems, poetry, philosophy, dreams, commentary, ideas


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Ridiculous Earth words and phrases

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Enjoy these peanuts

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Pun Control FIVE – GEEK EDITION

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Jerry Lewis, the Nutty Professor (1963)

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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ADVICE: A leaven

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Reminders are just that.

1. Feel like something is missing?
Maybe it’s not working because we are filling the void with:
• Detached humor
• Sarcasm
• Food
• Shopping
• Religion
• Drugs
• Work

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No sin among twists

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

These are famous phrases by famous people
and I offer them to you with nouveau twists.

1.  Everything happens for a reason. (Old Norse proverb)
For every reason a thing happens.

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Pun Control – Four

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard 

Our office printer is called Bob Marley because it’s always jammin’.

I can’t believe the Energizer Bunny was in court, charged with Battery.

There’s a 24-point Buck on our front lawn? Deer Lord!

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Two lost souls

Two lost souls 

My friend, Blake, plays the bagpipes. While on vacation outside of Glasgow, Scotland, he was requested by a Funeral director to play graveside for a homeless man who recently passed away.

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