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Pun Control – SEVEN “Best in CRASS”

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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Some books on the Must Read list have titles that lend themselves to really good food and drink. We may have even played with a title or two in secret.
No reason to be shy about that here.
It’s just as much of a challenge to have a go at the authors.

Could this be a good time for a dose of simethicone?

Through the magical powers of Catachresis, Holorime, Mondegreen, Eggcorn and Paraprosdokian writing, I bring you the Best in CRASS of Literary Gastronomy!

Please enjoy this repast of good eats reads:

  1. War and Peas – Leo Toastoy
  2. Quiche 22 – Joseph Challa
  3. Lord of the Pies – William Shrimp Ding
  4. Animal Flan – Porridge Orwell
  5. The Lion, the Witch, and the Waldorf Salad – Sea Bass Lewis
  6. Of Mice and Menudo – John Zimsterne Beck
  7. Pride and Prune Juice – Jane Sauce-Tenderloin
  8. Crimini and Punishment- Fish Chowder Dostoevsky
  9. Oliver Twix – Charles “Spotted” Dickens
  10. The Last of the Mojitos – James Fennel Cooper
  11. The Count of Monte Crisco –  Alexandre Dumascarpone Cheesecake
  12. 50 Shades of Grapes – Eel “Soup” James
  13. The Bun Also Rises –  Ernest Heming Whey
  14. The Malteser Falcon – Dashiell Ham Melt
  15. The Rime of the Ancient Marinara –  Samuel Taylor Coleslaw
  16. So long and thanks for all the fishcakes – Douglas Ada Pradhaman
  17. Waiting for Go’Donut  by Samuel Biscuit
  18. The Divinci Cod – Dan Brownies
  19. A Beef History of Thyme – Stephen Haw-King Cake

So, who are the tastiest of Authors and their works?

  1. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
  2. Catch-22 – Joseph Heller
  3. Lord of the Flies  – William Golding
  4. Animal Farm – George Orwell
  5. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe – C. S. Lewis
  6. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
  7. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
  8. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky
  9. Oliver Twist, or The Parish Boy’s Progress – Charles Dickens
  10. The Last of the Mohicans: A Narrative of 1757 – James Fenimore Cooper.
  11. The Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
  12. Fifty Shades of Grey – E. L. James
  13. The Sun Also Rises – Earnest Hemingway
  14. The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett
  15. The Rime of the Ancient Mariner – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  16. So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish –  Douglas Adams
  17. Waiting for Godot  – Samuel Beckett
  18. The Divinci Code – Dan Brown
  19. A Brief History of Time – Stephen Hawking

Let me know if you have a favorite or if I missed any.

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