You’re a what? — Super Tuesday Primary Edition 2016

by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

WAY BACK on September 10, 2015, we looked at who belongs to what camp and what labels are being placed on our heads.  Have a look at who is still swinging this Super Tuesday PRIMARY ELECTION RACE, March 1, 2016:

Some day, long past 2016 B.C.E., you will look back and say I was a ______.
Enjoy the spotlight because this is who you are, America.

No matter where you stand, the opposition and those TV production hacks will label you as sheeple by supporting a chosen candidate.

Are there enough criminals inside the beltway, or can we add just one more?

Candidates for President –  your followers are so tagged here:

Democrats ——-
Lincoln Chaffe – Chafers

Bernie Sanders – Auburns

Hillary Clinton – Clintonians

Joe Biden – JoeBz

Republicans ——-
Marco Rubio – Rubicons 

Donald Trump – Trumpsters

Jeb Bush – Jebusites

Carly Fiorina – Carlistas

Chris Christie – Hug-a-Bugs

Mike Huckabee – Arkanz

Chris Hill – Hill-raisers

Rick Santorum – Santor’s Helpers

Bobby Jindal – Jindalmen; Jindalwomen

Rand Paul – Wild Catters

Rick Perry – Periwinckles

Scott Walker – Scotties

Dr. Ben Carson – Benjamites

Ted Cruz – Cruzers

John Kasich – Buckeye Band

 

Independents ——-
Robert Dionisio – Recyclers

David Boarman  – Boars Heads

Art Drew – Drew Crew

Lynn Sandra Kahn – Insiders

 

Libertarians ——-
Joy Waymire – The Fire

Steve Kerbel – Liberty Bells

Marc Feldman – Sharks

Good luck.
And G_d bless us, every one!

P.S. It’s an American thing, baby!

VOTE

Copyright © 1960-2016 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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