by Lawrence J. J. Leonard
Some day, long past 2016 B.C.E., you will look back and say I was a ______.
Enjoy the spotlight because this is who you are, America.
No matter where you stand, the opposition and those TV production hacks will label you as sheeple by supporting a chosen candidate. Are there enough criminals inside the beltway, or can we add just one more?
Candidates for President – your followers are so tagged here:
Lincoln Chaffe – Chafers
Bernie Sanders – Auburns
Hillary Clinton – Clintonians (she has her own moniker, thank you)
Joe Biden – JoeBz
Marco Rubio – Rubicons (my favorite)
Donald Trump – Trumpsters
Jeb Bush – Jebusites
Carly Fiorina – Carlistas (Girl power!)
Chris Christie – Hug-a-Bugs (al la Dallas Cowboys)
Mike Huckabee – Arkanz
Chris Hill – Hill-raisers
Rick Santorum – Santor’s Helpers
Bobby Jindal – Jindalmen; Jindalwomen
Rand Paul – Wild Catters
Rick Perry – Periwinckles
Scott Walker – Scotties
Dr. Ben Carson – Benjamites
Ted Cruz – Cruzers
Robert Dionisio – Recyclers
David Boarman – Boars Heads
Art Drew – Drew Crew
Lynn Sandra Kahn – Insiders (both sides of the road?)
Joy Waymire – The Fire
Steve Kerbel – Liberty Bells
Marc Feldman – Sharks
And G_d bless us, every one!
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