The Tissue Issue

By Lawrence J. J. Leonard

It was by an “accident”
that he became president!

Curlers and hair creams
melting in the wake of our screams
with applause for the on-stage trail.

His restroom paper tail.

Even Speedy Joe said,
“When you gotta go,
go real slow.”

And now that Sixth Grade September
is one we will always remember
as the day we first voted
for a candidate TP noted.

Here’s to those who parade
a foot in the mouth
just to have
a lobbyist up their behind.

U.S. Citizens, please click here register to vote.

Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

 

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