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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Jerry Lewis, the Nutty Professor (1963)

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.


Never trust an atom. They make up everything.


A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”


To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.


So, this programmer goes out on a date with a hot chick…


There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary (have reg ex) and those who don’t (have reg sex).


The C Language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.


The First Poem Written for Computers:

Program translation:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

Poem is also found by clicking here.


Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep (oddly true)


Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate that!


If Java is the answer, it must have been a really verbose question.


Smith & Wesson – the original point-and-click in-da-face.


Keyboard not found… press F1 to continue.


Click here for PC Four

♥ this addiction !

 Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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