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Pun Control FIVE – GEEK EDITION

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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

  • The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  • Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
  • A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says:  “Five beers, please.”
  • To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
  • So, this programmer goes out on a date with a hot chick…
  • There are 10 types of people in the world.                                                        Those who understand binary (have reg ex) and those who don’t (have reg sex).
  • The C Language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.

The First Poem Written for Computers:
<>!*”#
^”`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

Program translation:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

Poem is also found by clicking here.

  • Why programmers like UNIX:
    unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
  • Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate that!
  • If Java is the answer, it must have been a really verbose question.
  • Smith & Wesson – the original point-and-click in-da-face.
  • Keyboard not found… press F1 to continue.

Click here for PC Four

♥ this addiction !

 Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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