by Lawrence J. J. Leonard
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
So, this programmer goes out on a date with a hot chick…
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary (have reg ex) and those who don’t (have reg sex).
The C Language combines all the power of assembly language with all the ease-of-use of assembly language.
The First Poem Written for Computers:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
Why programmers like UNIX:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep (oddly true)
Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate that!
If Java is the answer, it must have been a really verbose question.
Smith & Wesson – the original point-and-click in-da-face.
Keyboard not found… press F1 to continue.
♥ this addiction !
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