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Pun Control – Four

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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard 

Our office printer is called Bob Marley because it’s always jammin’.

I can’t believe the Energizer Bunny was in court, charged with Battery.

There’s a 24-point Buck on our front lawn? Deer Lord!

It’s hard to put down a book on anti-gravity.

According to the RICO statute: what you seize is what you get.

Yes, but this cannibal would like to meat you.

That guy is too big for his britches. He’ll be exposed in the end.

Haunted French pastry shops give me the crêpes.

A teacher who can’t control her pupils is cross-eyed.

He couldn’t work out how to fasten his seatbelt, and then it clicked.

Never give your uncle an anteater.

Two goldfish are in a tank. The older one asks, “So, how do you drive this thing?”

That criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.

A hangover is the ‘wrath of grapes.’

Agonizingly comforting, isn’t it?
🙂

Click here for Pun Control – 3
Click here for Pun Control – 2
Click here for Pun Control – 1

Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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