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PUN Control – 3

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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

How do you get off a non-stop flight? 

Hockey players and magicians both do hat tricks.
Who-dini is the name of my magical owl.

I got the bill for my satellite dish, but the installer said it was on the house.

DESSERTS is STRESSED in reverse.

Reel men are Fishermen.
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Beauty is often in the eye of the beer holder.

Not everyone can be a scarecrow. But, hay, if it’s in your jeans.

Bad acupuncture can be a pinishible offense.
Good acupuncture is a jab well done.

Frog only parking means all others will be toad.

If your business is dissolved because it’s insolvent, you have a problem.
But you also have a solution.

Some of my favorites.

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Click here for Pun Control – 1

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