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PUN Control – 2

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by Lawrence J. J. Leonard

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
What do I do with my work station?

What if there were only hypothetical questions?

Chickens hate Friday the most.

“What is perfection?” asked the cat.

The human race is a collection of DNA in a so-called gene pool.
From where I stand, it could use a little more chlorine.

If bees became business owners, they would still have to cell their honey.

God accidentally took LSD. And he saw people!

Girls who get insulted are quick to give a guy a dirty look,
but most of them already have one.

If anything is possible, is it possible for some things to be impossible?

So, if everything is possible, then it is impossible for some things to be impossible.
(Ach!)

My best friend was claustrophobic.
I told him that it was okay because Santa only comes around once a year.

Even though I am not a great photographer, I can still picture us together.
đŸ™‚

This is an addiction, for sure.

Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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