Watercooler Reconnaissance

By Lawrence J. J. Leonard

Words I live by to the best of my energy.

1) There are questions in life that cannot be answered by Google.
2) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
3) Wal-Mart is not the only saving place.
4) For G_d so loved the world, that He did not send a committee.

5) Do not be so open-minded. Your brains may fall out.
6) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads!
7) G_d does not believe in atheists. Therefore, atheists do not exist.
8) True humility is not practiced in front of a mirror.

9) You have the ability to choose your attitude, but not your feelings.
10) So you think you are hot now . . . just wait.
11) You may grow in love, but not necessarily in comfort.
12) Real love does not calculate the chances of what it wants.

13) We are the envy of the Fates because we can say ‘no,’ ‘wait,’ and ‘stop.’
14) The best things in life aren’t things. (Art Buchwald)
15) Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will. It didn’t work for that rabbit. (R.E. Shay)
16) Is the glass half empty or half full? It depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.

17) Love as though today were September 10th.
18) Talking about bulls is not the same as facing them in the ring. (Mexican Proverb)
19) Trust one who has gone through it. (Virgil {70 – 19 BC}, Roman poet)
20) You have a duty to perform. Do anything else, do any number of things, occupy your time fully. And yet, if you do not do this task –your duty– ALL your time will have been wasted. (Jalaludin Rumi)

What matters most is you. I gotcha covered.

Copyright © 1960-2015 Lawrence J. J. Leonard  All rights reserved.

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