Texas A&M Aggies and their timeless comedy – making Texans laugh since 1920
Once an Aggie who was down on her luck decided to kidnap a kid for the ransom money.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree
and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
The Aggie wrote a note saying: ‘I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag. Put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground.
Signed, An Aggie.’
The Aggie then pinned the note to the girl’s shirt and sent her home.
The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough she found a paper bag beneath the pecan tree. The bag had $10,000 and a note.
It read: ‘How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?’