Dormitory Dirty room Dry or Omit! – My id to rot.
Desperation A rope ends it No dieters, Pa. – Drop in a seat
Presbyterian Best in prayer Pest in yer bra! – Betrayer spin.
The eyes They see Ye sheet. – Yes! Thee!
George Bush He bugs Gores Gee! Rough BS.
The Morse code Here come dots Ted’s moo cheer. – Secret ohm ode.
Slot machines Cash lost in ’em Lines cost ham.
Animosity Is no amity toy simian
Election results Lies! Let’s recount Elite’s rustle con
Snooze alarms Alas! No more Zs an armless zoo
A decimal point I’m a dot in place claimed on a tip
The earthquakes That queer shake Hah! Rat Quest. EEK!
Eleven plus two Twelve plus one well up to seven
Mother-in-law Woman Hitler Win the molar! – Lo! I threw man!
Astronomer Moon starer Star or omen?
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